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		<title>Oda serviciului</title>
		<link>http://www.tykryt.com/2009/10/06/oda-serviciului/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 04:58:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tykryt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Iubesc biroul meu fără lumină! Mă simt în el ca vulpea-n vizuină! Iubesc mobila gri, plină de praf, Dulapuri burdusite, hârtii vraf. Concediul nu-l iubesc defel ! Nici nu mai vreau s-aud de el! Nu trebuie să dorm! Nu vreau &#8230; <a href="http://www.tykryt.com/2009/10/06/oda-serviciului/">Citește mai departe <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Dictionar moldovenesc</title>
		<link>http://www.tykryt.com/2009/08/12/dictionar-moldovenesc/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 05:41:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.tykryt.com/?p=4079</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Definiții noi extrase din Moldavian DEX  : PRUDENT = pastă de dinţi cu extras de prune MONOLOG = olog de un picior BIOLOG = olog de ambele picioare SEXOLOG = olog de 6 picioare (de ex. miriapod sexolog) MANIPULARE = &#8230; <a href="http://www.tykryt.com/2009/08/12/dictionar-moldovenesc/">Citește mai departe <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Maxima cu lapte semidegresat</title>
		<link>http://www.tykryt.com/2009/06/26/maxima-zilei-3/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tykryt.com/2009/06/26/maxima-zilei-3/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 19:32:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tykryt</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.tykryt.com/?p=3437</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Daca bunica-mea ar bea lapte cu 0,1 sau 1,5 % grăsime ar crede ca s-a îmbolnăvit vaca. Spusa acum câteva zile, dar acum mi-am dat seama ca ar merita sa o pun pe blog.]]></description>
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		<title>Maxima zilei</title>
		<link>http://www.tykryt.com/2009/06/03/maxima-zilei-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tykryt.com/2009/06/03/maxima-zilei-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2009 12:57:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tykryt</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.tykryt.com/?p=3168</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In viata nu poţi fi pe placul tuturor, dar măcar sa fii pe placul celor pe care ii placi. Nu am pretenţia ca as fi primul care a zis-o ( la un search pe google răspunsul a fost negativ ) &#8230; <a href="http://www.tykryt.com/2009/06/03/maxima-zilei-2/">Citește mai departe <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Viralul saptamanii: Did You Know?</title>
		<link>http://www.tykryt.com/2009/04/12/viralul-saptamanii-did-you-know/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tykryt.com/2009/04/12/viralul-saptamanii-did-you-know/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2009 11:13:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tykryt</dc:creator>
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		<title>Top 10 cereri in casatorie in functie de muzica preferata</title>
		<link>http://www.tykryt.com/2009/03/28/top-10-cereri-in-casatorie-in-functie-de-muzica-preferata/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tykryt.com/2009/03/28/top-10-cereri-in-casatorie-in-functie-de-muzica-preferata/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2009 08:57:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tykryt</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.tykryt.com/?p=2393</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[1. Rocker : “Vrei sa ne despăduchem împreună pana la adânci bătrâneți?” 2. Houser : “Vrei, vrei, vrei, vrei, vrei, vrei, vrei, vrei, vrei ,vrei sa, sa,sa, sa, sa, sa, sa…” 3. Manelist : “Sa moara tata de nu te iubesc &#8230; <a href="http://www.tykryt.com/2009/03/28/top-10-cereri-in-casatorie-in-functie-de-muzica-preferata/">Citește mai departe <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Ce spun fetele care n-au gasit un baiat ca lumea</title>
		<link>http://www.tykryt.com/2009/03/13/ce-spun-fetele-care-n-au-gasit-un-baiat-ca-lumea/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tykryt.com/2009/03/13/ce-spun-fetele-care-n-au-gasit-un-baiat-ca-lumea/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2009 13:31:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.tykryt.com/?p=2112</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[1. Nu-ti inchipui ca poti schimba un barbat decat daca este in scutece 2. Ce faci daca prietenul tau pleaca? Inchizi usa. 3. Daca au pus un barbat pe luna, ar trebui sa fie in stare sa-i puna pe toti &#8230; <a href="http://www.tykryt.com/2009/03/13/ce-spun-fetele-care-n-au-gasit-un-baiat-ca-lumea/">Citește mai departe <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Constantin Tanase &#8211; actual si acum</title>
		<link>http://www.tykryt.com/2009/03/13/constantin-tanase-actual-si-acum/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tykryt.com/2009/03/13/constantin-tanase-actual-si-acum/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2009 09:24:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tykryt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[s <a href="http://www.tykryt.com/2009/03/13/constantin-tanase-actual-si-acum/">Citește mai departe <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Mama m-a învățat</title>
		<link>http://www.tykryt.com/2009/03/06/mama-m-a-inva%c8%9bat/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tykryt.com/2009/03/06/mama-m-a-inva%c8%9bat/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 21:35:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tykryt</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.tykryt.com/?p=1998</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[1. Mama m-a învățat SA APRECIEZ O TREABA BINE FĂCUTĂ &#8220;Daca vreți sa va omorați intre voi, mergeți afara. De-abia am terminat de făcut curat&#8221; 2. Mama m-a invatat ce e INTELEPCIUNEA &#8220;Cand o sa fi de varsta mea, o &#8230; <a href="http://www.tykryt.com/2009/03/06/mama-m-a-inva%c8%9bat/">Citește mai departe <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Ceausescu, criza si tv-ul</title>
		<link>http://www.tykryt.com/2009/02/19/ceausescu-criza-si-tv-ul/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tykryt.com/2009/02/19/ceausescu-criza-si-tv-ul/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 13:50:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tykryt</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.tykryt.com/?p=1698</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8221; Pe vremea lui Ceausescu, daca te uitai la tv 5 minute, era imposibil sa nu auzi numele dictatorului, acum in 5 minute  de uitat la tv e imposibil sa nu auzi de criza financiara &#8220;, cam asta ar fi &#8230; <a href="http://www.tykryt.com/2009/02/19/ceausescu-criza-si-tv-ul/">Citește mai departe <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Dan Puric este Omul Frumos</title>
		<link>http://www.tykryt.com/2009/02/19/dan-puric-este-omul-frumos/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tykryt.com/2009/02/19/dan-puric-este-omul-frumos/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 13:32:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tykryt</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.tykryt.com/?p=1686</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Azi m-am apucat sa citesc Omul frumos, cartea lui Dan Puric. Este o carte pe care ar trebui sa o citească toţi cei ce ştiu a citi. Mai jos aveţi un citat din carte: Ştii care e diferenţa între creştinul &#8230; <a href="http://www.tykryt.com/2009/02/19/dan-puric-este-omul-frumos/">Citește mai departe <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Albert Einstein despre criza (financiara sau nu)</title>
		<link>http://www.tykryt.com/2009/02/18/einstein-despre-criza-financiara-sau-nu/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tykryt.com/2009/02/18/einstein-despre-criza-financiara-sau-nu/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2009 22:20:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tykryt</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.tykryt.com/?p=1638</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Sa nu pretindem ca lucrurile se schimba dacă tot timpul facem aceleași lucruri. Criza este cea mai binecuvântata situație care poate apărea peste tari și persoane, pentru ca ea atrage după sine progrese. Creativitatea se naște din necesitatea precum și &#8230; <a href="http://www.tykryt.com/2009/02/18/einstein-despre-criza-financiara-sau-nu/">Citește mai departe <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>De ce citeste Chuck Norris blogul meu ?</title>
		<link>http://www.tykryt.com/2009/02/11/de-ce-citeste-chuck-norris-blogul-meu/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tykryt.com/2009/02/11/de-ce-citeste-chuck-norris-blogul-meu/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2009 14:10:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tykryt</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.tykryt.com/?p=1524</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Pentru ca am fost intrebat de catre foarte multe persoane care e faza cu Chuck Norris, cum adica Chuck Norris citeste blogul tau?, e pe bune? bla-bla. Faza e ca mai nou Chuck Norris isi ia energiile prin feed-ul RSS, &#8230; <a href="http://www.tykryt.com/2009/02/11/de-ce-citeste-chuck-norris-blogul-meu/">Citește mai departe <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Citatul zilei</title>
		<link>http://www.tykryt.com/2009/01/16/citatul-zilei/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 08:37:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tykryt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead. — Ben Franklin]]></description>
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		<title>Culmea culmilor</title>
		<link>http://www.tykryt.com/2007/07/27/culmea-culmilor/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 11:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tykryt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[-culmea prostiei: sa stingi lampa si sa aprinzi un chibrit ca sa vezi daca s-a stins; -culmea inutilitati: sa plantezi in sahara placute cu &#8220;nu calcati pe iarba&#8221;; -culmea sofatului: sa conduci o masina de ras; -culmea agriculturii: sa ari &#8230; <a href="http://www.tykryt.com/2007/07/27/culmea-culmilor/">Citește mai departe <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Base</title>
		<link>http://www.tykryt.com/2007/07/20/base/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jul 2007 15:26:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tykryt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Din ciclul CUVINTE DE DUH (&#8220;Iarna nu-i ca vara&#8221;) si &#8230;]]></description>
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