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		<title>Plugusorul inzapezitului &#8211; de maxima actualitate</title>
		<link>http://www.tykryt.com/2012/01/27/plugusorul-inzapezitului-maxima-actualitate-plugusorul-inzapezitului-maxima-actualitate/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 12:03:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tykryt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Aho, aho, primari tampiti Stati si nu dezapeziti De 8 ore, ca nebunu, Locuiesc pe DN1 &#8230; Am o sora si doi frati &#8230; In Logan la Afumati Iar matusa si bunica Stau in Opel la Saftica La bunic ii &#8230; <a href="http://www.tykryt.com/2012/01/27/plugusorul-inzapezitului-maxima-actualitate-plugusorul-inzapezitului-maxima-actualitate/">Citește mai departe <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Bancul anului</title>
		<link>http://www.tykryt.com/2011/12/20/bancul-anului-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Dec 2011 12:20:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tykryt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un bărbat zace pe patul de moarte. De-odată simţe cum aroma prăjiturii lui favorite cu ciocolată urcă încet si ademenitor pe scări. Isi aduna forţele rămase si se ridica din pat. Sprijinindu-se de perete, merge până la uşă si coboara &#8230; <a href="http://www.tykryt.com/2011/12/20/bancul-anului-2/">Citește mai departe <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>O lecție de viață</title>
		<link>http://www.tykryt.com/2011/12/02/lectie-viata/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2011 18:59:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tykryt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Merge Ion cu bicicleta sa treaca granita in Republica Moldova. Pe spate are doi saci mari. Il opreste vamesul si-i spune: - Ia stai, ba! ce ai in saci? - Nisip, bre. - Mai vedem noi. Si vamesul ii taie &#8230; <a href="http://www.tykryt.com/2011/12/02/lectie-viata/">Citește mai departe <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Atenție se închid ușile&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.tykryt.com/2011/09/13/atentie-se-inchid-usile/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tykryt.com/2011/09/13/atentie-se-inchid-usile/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Sep 2011 05:42:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tykryt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mecanicul unui metrou bucureștean are parte de o zi banală până când își face intrarea în cabina un tip tuciuriu cu un pistol în mână care comandă scurt: - La Beirut ! Dupa ce-si revine din șoc, vatmanul încearcă să-i &#8230; <a href="http://www.tykryt.com/2011/09/13/atentie-se-inchid-usile/">Citește mai departe <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Bulă/Dănciulescu și Bacu&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://www.tykryt.com/2011/06/20/bula-danciulescu-si-bacu/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tykryt.com/2011/06/20/bula-danciulescu-si-bacu/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jun 2011 14:26:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tykryt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bula la Bacalaureat. Avea 30 de ani și tot dădea Bacalaureatul de la 18 ani, fără succes. Nu știa nimic și ce se gândește el&#8230; Hai să caut pe unu deștept prin curtea școlii care să-i spună și lui la &#8230; <a href="http://www.tykryt.com/2011/06/20/bula-danciulescu-si-bacu/">Citește mai departe <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>doua bancuri deocheate</title>
		<link>http://www.tykryt.com/2011/05/06/doua-bancuri-deocheate/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 May 2011 20:02:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tykryt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Banc moldovenesc Bula intreaba o colega: - Stii limba engleza ? - Da. - Zi si mie cum se spune: gheata, ceai, picior? - Ice, tea, foot - Hai! Doi purici Doi purici se întâlnesc pe plajă.Unul tremură de frig &#8230; <a href="http://www.tykryt.com/2011/05/06/doua-bancuri-deocheate/">Citește mai departe <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Banc cu vameșii de la Siret</title>
		<link>http://www.tykryt.com/2011/02/06/banc-cu-vamesii-de-la-siret/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tykryt.com/2011/02/06/banc-cu-vamesii-de-la-siret/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Feb 2011 17:42:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tykryt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Toți vameșii de la Vama Siret s-au adunat pentru a hotărî ce cadou să-i facă șefului de ziua lui. - Băi, eu zic să-i luăm o plasmă, ultima apariție, de 165cm, Full HD, spune unul dintre ei. - Nu merge, &#8230; <a href="http://www.tykryt.com/2011/02/06/banc-cu-vamesii-de-la-siret/">Citește mai departe <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Bancul anului</title>
		<link>http://www.tykryt.com/2010/12/12/bancul-anului/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tykryt.com/2010/12/12/bancul-anului/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Dec 2010 10:20:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tykryt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[O femeie avea 3 gineri și într-o zi s-a gândit să încerce iubirea ginerilor față de ea și a pornit la drum să-și pună planul în aplicare. În prima zi s-a dus la cel mare și după ce a fost &#8230; <a href="http://www.tykryt.com/2010/12/12/bancul-anului/">Citește mai departe <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Banc cu James Bond</title>
		<link>http://www.tykryt.com/2010/11/02/banc-cu-james-bond/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tykryt.com/2010/11/02/banc-cu-james-bond/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Nov 2010 13:18:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tykryt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mergea James Bond foarte grăbit cu un Aston Martin pe autostradă. La un moment dat i se face semn de către un polițist să oprească. Polițistul: -Actele vă rog. D-le Bond, știți cu ce viteză ați rulat? James Bond: -Cincizeci, două sute &#8230; <a href="http://www.tykryt.com/2010/11/02/banc-cu-james-bond/">Citește mai departe <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Cum desface o blonda sticla de sampanie?</title>
		<link>http://www.tykryt.com/2010/10/18/cum-desface-o-blonda-sticla-de-sampanie_/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tykryt.com/2010/10/18/cum-desface-o-blonda-sticla-de-sampanie_/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Oct 2010 12:27:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tykryt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cum desface o blonda sticla de sampanie? Baga dopul in sticla! sau varianta 2 Incearca sa desfaca sticla cu ajutorul unui tirbuson.]]></description>
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		<title>Banc cu vanatori</title>
		<link>http://www.tykryt.com/2010/10/07/banc-cu-vanatori/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tykryt.com/2010/10/07/banc-cu-vanatori/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Oct 2010 19:15:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tykryt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[3 prieteni aveau un obicei, ca mereu sa mearga la vanatoare in weekend. Intr-o vineri, sotia unuia dintre ei ii zice ca weekend-ul asta nu il lasa sa plece. Acesta ca sa nu inceapa un scandal ramane. Ceilalti 2 pleaca &#8230; <a href="http://www.tykryt.com/2010/10/07/banc-cu-vanatori/">Citește mai departe <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Banc cu grasi</title>
		<link>http://www.tykryt.com/2010/09/23/banc/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tykryt.com/2010/09/23/banc/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Sep 2010 08:36:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tykryt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un om foarte gras statea in fata unei gradinite de copii. La un moment dat vine la el o educatoare si-l intreaba: -Nu va suparati, asteptati un copil? Ca replica, barbatul gras spune: -NU&#8230;asa sunt eu mai gras!]]></description>
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		<title>Banc cu Putin</title>
		<link>http://www.tykryt.com/2010/09/19/banc-cu-putin/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tykryt.com/2010/09/19/banc-cu-putin/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Sep 2010 06:46:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tykryt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Putin si Medvedev stau de vorba. - Trebuie sa desfiintam fusurile astea orare, creeaza numai probleme, spune Putin. - De ce? &#8211; intreaba Medvedev - Sun la Beijing sa-i felicit de ziua nationala, si-mi spun ca a fost ieri, sun &#8230; <a href="http://www.tykryt.com/2010/09/19/banc-cu-putin/">Citește mai departe <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Un banc tare</title>
		<link>http://www.tykryt.com/2010/09/17/un-banc-tare/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tykryt.com/2010/09/17/un-banc-tare/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Sep 2010 05:51:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tykryt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Resursele umane de la Pentagon descopera ca in ultima vreme aveau prea multi generali. Se hotaraste ca acelora care vor sa se pensioneze sa li se acorde pensionare anicipata cu toate facilitatile plus un bonus special de 5000$ pentru fiecare &#8230; <a href="http://www.tykryt.com/2010/09/17/un-banc-tare/">Citește mai departe <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Un banc cu romani</title>
		<link>http://www.tykryt.com/2010/05/19/un-banc-cu-romani/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tykryt.com/2010/05/19/un-banc-cu-romani/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 May 2010 13:20:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tykryt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un italian angajeaza 3 romani sa-i vopseasca gardul ce imprejmuia casa. Dis-de-dimineata, inainte de a pleca la serviciu, italianul le da celor 3 instructiunile: -Aveti aici 3 galeti de vopsea care va vor ajunge sa vopsiti tot gardul. In bucatarie &#8230; <a href="http://www.tykryt.com/2010/05/19/un-banc-cu-romani/">Citește mai departe <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Să-nvârtim hora hoţiei!!</title>
		<link>http://www.tykryt.com/2010/04/28/sa-nvartim-hora-hotiei/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tykryt.com/2010/04/28/sa-nvartim-hora-hotiei/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Apr 2010 06:37:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tykryt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sursa foto: www.baricada.wordpress.com Hai să dăm mână cu mână Să furăm tot ce s-adună, Să-nvârtim hora hoţiei Pe pământul României! Ordinea şi cinstea piară! Piară fraierii din ţară ! Între noi să nu mai fie Decât jaf şi smecherie! Contu-n &#8230; <a href="http://www.tykryt.com/2010/04/28/sa-nvartim-hora-hotiei/">Citește mai departe <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Doi unguri la cersit in Bucureşti</title>
		<link>http://www.tykryt.com/2010/04/13/doi-unguri-la-cersit-in-bucuresti/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tykryt.com/2010/04/13/doi-unguri-la-cersit-in-bucuresti/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Apr 2010 06:52:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tykryt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ajung doi unguri in Bucuresti… Fără nici un ban, foame mare, ce se gandesc ei: - Hai sa ne despărtim si să cersim si la sfârtitul zilei ne întâlnim să vedem cât a strâns fiecare… Zis si facut! Se despart &#8230; <a href="http://www.tykryt.com/2010/04/13/doi-unguri-la-cersit-in-bucuresti/">Citește mai departe <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Bancuri cu Mircea Geoana</title>
		<link>http://www.tykryt.com/2009/12/10/bancuri-cu-mircea-geoana/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tykryt.com/2009/12/10/bancuri-cu-mircea-geoana/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 12:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tykryt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mircea Geoana a ajuns de luni si pana azi un adevarat Bula al bancurilor. Foarte multe variante circula pe twitter si pe e-mail. Mai jos sunt cele mai comice dintre ele: Mircea Geoana nu e un prostanac si jumatate, e &#8230; <a href="http://www.tykryt.com/2009/12/10/bancuri-cu-mircea-geoana/">Citește mai departe <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Bancul cu optimistul si pesimistul</title>
		<link>http://www.tykryt.com/2009/11/25/bancul-cu-optimistul-si-pesimistul-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tykryt.com/2009/11/25/bancul-cu-optimistul-si-pesimistul-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 22:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tykryt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[O familie avea baieti gemeni a caror singura asemanare era aspectul fizic. Daca unuia i se parea ca este prea cald, celuilalt i se parea ca este prea frig. Daca unul zicea ca televizorul este dat prea tare, celalalt sustinea &#8230; <a href="http://www.tykryt.com/2009/11/25/bancul-cu-optimistul-si-pesimistul-2/">Citește mai departe <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Barbatii si starea vegetativa</title>
		<link>http://www.tykryt.com/2009/07/24/barbati-in-stare-vegetativa/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tykryt.com/2009/07/24/barbati-in-stare-vegetativa/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 09:27:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tykryt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apropo de cât stau romanii in fata televizorului si de cat de mult citesc: Ieri seara stateam cu nevasta-mea de vorba despre eutanasiere si i-am spus: - Sa nu ma lasi niciodata sa stau într-o stare vegetativa, sa fiu dependent &#8230; <a href="http://www.tykryt.com/2009/07/24/barbati-in-stare-vegetativa/">Citește mai departe <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Fabula cu lucrarea de licență</title>
		<link>http://www.tykryt.com/2009/06/28/fabula-cu-lucrarea-de-licen%c8%9ba/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tykryt.com/2009/06/28/fabula-cu-lucrarea-de-licen%c8%9ba/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Jun 2009 10:03:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tykryt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pentru ca tot este perioada în care se dau licențele, iată o fabula cu lucrarea de licență. Iepurașul își făcea lucrarea de licență. Curioasa, vulpea, trecand prin zona, il intreaba: - Ce faci iepurasule, despre ce scrii tu acolo? - &#8230; <a href="http://www.tykryt.com/2009/06/28/fabula-cu-lucrarea-de-licen%c8%9ba/">Citește mai departe <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>Banc cu Vanghelie</title>
		<link>http://www.tykryt.com/2009/06/17/banc-cu-vanghelie/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tykryt.com/2009/06/17/banc-cu-vanghelie/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 20:37:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tykryt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Î: De ce a căutat Marian Vanghelie pe &#8220;Goagal&#8221; la 6 dimineaţa informaţii despre Herodot? R: Ca să nu stea la coadă. Cei care sunt mai tineri si nu stiu cum era in perioada ceauşistă au şanse sa nu înţeleagă &#8230; <a href="http://www.tykryt.com/2009/06/17/banc-cu-vanghelie/">Citește mai departe <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Banc: Blogger la spovedit</title>
		<link>http://www.tykryt.com/2009/06/05/banc-bloggeri-la-spovedit/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tykryt.com/2009/06/05/banc-bloggeri-la-spovedit/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 09:30:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tykryt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[bancuri]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[La biserica , preotul se întâlneşte cu un tânăr enoriaş : - Ce te aduce la biserica , tinere ? - Iaca, am venit sa ma spovedesc. - Nu-i nevoie , ţi-am citit blogul &#8230; Thx@AdyP totuşi pana la urma &#8230; <a href="http://www.tykryt.com/2009/06/05/banc-bloggeri-la-spovedit/">Citește mai departe <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Casnicia 1.0</title>
		<link>http://www.tykryt.com/2009/05/02/casnicia-10/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tykryt.com/2009/05/02/casnicia-10/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 22:03:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tykryt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Acum un an am schimbat versiunea Logodnica 7.0 cu Nevasta 1.0 si am observat ca programul a lansat o opţiune subita Bebeluş 1.0 care ocupa mult spaţiu pe hard. In instrucţiuni nu era nimic menţionat. Pe de alta parte, Nevasta &#8230; <a href="http://www.tykryt.com/2009/05/02/casnicia-10/">Citește mai departe <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Campionatul de furat</title>
		<link>http://www.tykryt.com/2009/04/23/campionatul-de-furat/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tykryt.com/2009/04/23/campionatul-de-furat/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 17:01:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tykryt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Finala campionatului mondial de fura (care echipa fura cele mai multe electronice in 30 de min. dintr-o hala castiga) In finala echipele S.U.A , Franta , Romania. Intra echipa S.U.A. : dupa 30 de min.  deabia se cunostea daca intrase &#8230; <a href="http://www.tykryt.com/2009/04/23/campionatul-de-furat/">Citește mai departe <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>Banc de HR</title>
		<link>http://www.tykryt.com/2009/03/18/banc-de-hr/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tykryt.com/2009/03/18/banc-de-hr/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 08:25:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tykryt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Managerul de resurse umane are in fata un teanc de CV-uri. Ia jumatate si le arunca la cos, spunand: “Nu vreau oameni fara noroc in firma!”]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Ce spun fetele care n-au gasit un baiat ca lumea</title>
		<link>http://www.tykryt.com/2009/03/13/ce-spun-fetele-care-n-au-gasit-un-baiat-ca-lumea/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tykryt.com/2009/03/13/ce-spun-fetele-care-n-au-gasit-un-baiat-ca-lumea/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2009 13:31:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tykryt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Nu-ti inchipui ca poti schimba un barbat decat daca este in scutece 2. Ce faci daca prietenul tau pleaca? Inchizi usa. 3. Daca au pus un barbat pe luna, ar trebui sa fie in stare sa-i puna pe toti &#8230; <a href="http://www.tykryt.com/2009/03/13/ce-spun-fetele-care-n-au-gasit-un-baiat-ca-lumea/">Citește mai departe <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>11</slash:comments>
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		<title>De ce citeste Chuck Norris blogul meu ?</title>
		<link>http://www.tykryt.com/2009/02/11/de-ce-citeste-chuck-norris-blogul-meu/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tykryt.com/2009/02/11/de-ce-citeste-chuck-norris-blogul-meu/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2009 14:10:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tykryt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pentru ca am fost intrebat de catre foarte multe persoane care e faza cu Chuck Norris, cum adica Chuck Norris citeste blogul tau?, e pe bune? bla-bla. Faza e ca mai nou Chuck Norris isi ia energiile prin feed-ul RSS, &#8230; <a href="http://www.tykryt.com/2009/02/11/de-ce-citeste-chuck-norris-blogul-meu/">Citește mai departe <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>15</slash:comments>
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		<title>Despre legea inregistrarilor</title>
		<link>http://www.tykryt.com/2009/01/24/despre-legea-inregistrarilor/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tykryt.com/2009/01/24/despre-legea-inregistrarilor/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jan 2009 06:47:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tykryt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apropos de legea care ii obliga pe toţi operatorii de telefonie sa stocheze convorbirile telefonice, sms-urile, iar pe celelalte companii de specialitate ii obliga sa păstreze discuţiile de pe mess sau e-mail: Întrebare la Radio Erevan: De ce are hârtia &#8230; <a href="http://www.tykryt.com/2009/01/24/despre-legea-inregistrarilor/">Citește mai departe <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>Bancul cu bancherii</title>
		<link>http://www.tykryt.com/2009/01/22/bancul-cu-bancherii/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tykryt.com/2009/01/22/bancul-cu-bancherii/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 12:36:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tykryt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Discuție intre doi bancheri : - Pe mine ma omoară criza asta, nu mai am somn&#8230; Tu cum ai dormit azi noapte? - Ca un prunc &#8230; am plâns toata noaptea și am făcut pe mine de vreo doua ori &#8230; <a href="http://www.tykryt.com/2009/01/22/bancul-cu-bancherii/">Citește mai departe <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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		<title>Definitia globalizarii</title>
		<link>http://www.tykryt.com/2009/01/14/definitia-globalizarii/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tykryt.com/2009/01/14/definitia-globalizarii/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2009 07:08:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tykryt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Întrebare: Care este cea mai adevarata definiţie a globalizării? Răspuns: Moartea prinţesei Diana! Întrebare: Cum asa ? Răspuns: O prinţesa engleza cu un amant egiptean are un accident într-un tunel francez &#8230; într-o maşina germana cu motor olandez, condusă de &#8230; <a href="http://www.tykryt.com/2009/01/14/definitia-globalizarii/">Citește mai departe <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>Fetele din ziua de azi</title>
		<link>http://www.tykryt.com/2009/01/13/fetele-din-ziua-de-azi/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tykryt.com/2009/01/13/fetele-din-ziua-de-azi/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 19:16:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tykryt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fetele in ziua de azi in liceu invata doar 2 litere si 2 cifre A 4 si X 5, incepand cu facultatea invata inca 2 cifre si o litera Q 7 si X 6. Din cauza crizei financiare incepand cu &#8230; <a href="http://www.tykryt.com/2009/01/13/fetele-din-ziua-de-azi/">Citește mai departe <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Bancul cu porcul</title>
		<link>http://www.tykryt.com/2009/01/12/bancul-cu-porcul/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tykryt.com/2009/01/12/bancul-cu-porcul/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jan 2009 15:39:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tykryt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un porc se uita ingrozit la o priza. Si se uita. Si se uita. Si se uita&#8230; La un moment dat zice: ‘Sa mor eu! Pe asta l-au zidit!!’ Thx@Alina&#38;Cristina]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>Mesaj funny de revelion</title>
		<link>http://www.tykryt.com/2009/01/01/mesaj-funny-de-revelion/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tykryt.com/2009/01/01/mesaj-funny-de-revelion/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jan 2009 21:04:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tykryt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cel mai funny mesaj de revelion cred ca a fost asta: BOC, BOC, BOC la usa ta, Vreau sa iti urez ceva: Iti doresc sa fii NASTASE, Sa ai minim 4 case, Iti urez sa fii VIDEANU, Ca sa vinzi &#8230; <a href="http://www.tykryt.com/2009/01/01/mesaj-funny-de-revelion/">Citește mai departe <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Tragedie in Romania</title>
		<link>http://www.tykryt.com/2008/12/11/tragedie-in-romania/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tykryt.com/2008/12/11/tragedie-in-romania/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 14:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tykryt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[50.000 de romani morti. Dupa 2 zile apar ajutoarele. Americanii trimit 1 milion de dolari, chinezii trimit 1 tona de medicamente, italienii trimit 50.000 de romani. E sec, dar e foarte bun.]]></description>
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		<title>Porcul EMO</title>
		<link>http://www.tykryt.com/2008/11/25/porcul-emo/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tykryt.com/2008/11/25/porcul-emo/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Nov 2008 10:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tykryt</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://tykryt.com/?p=542</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Uniunea Europeana vrea sa amendeze Romania pentru cruzimea cu care taie porcii de Craciun. Pentru a rezolva problema, geneticienii romani au inventat porcul EMO, care se taie singur&#8230; thx@Adi]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Azi ai votat!</title>
		<link>http://www.tykryt.com/2008/11/22/azi-ai-votat/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tykryt.com/2008/11/22/azi-ai-votat/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Nov 2008 19:48:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tykryt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[basescu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[campanie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[de pe mail]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://tykryt.com/?p=535</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Bancul este cam lung, dar va asigur ca este foarte haios. Într-o zi, plimbându-se pe stradă, un important şef de partid politic a fost accidentat de un camion şi a murit. Sufletul său s-a ridicat la cer şi iată-l faţă &#8230; <a href="http://www.tykryt.com/2008/11/22/azi-ai-votat/">Citește mai departe <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>Pe timp de criza financiara&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.tykryt.com/2008/11/19/pe-timp-de-criza-financiara/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tykryt.com/2008/11/19/pe-timp-de-criza-financiara/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 14:20:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tykryt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Aberatii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banc]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://tykryt.com/?p=531</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[-Ce fac femeile pe timp de criza financiara?-Se insoara din dragoste.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>Gluma zilei</title>
		<link>http://www.tykryt.com/2008/09/29/gluma-zilei/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tykryt.com/2008/09/29/gluma-zilei/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2008 13:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tykryt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[citate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Imagini]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tehnic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banc]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://tykryt.com/?p=453</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[-Cum face un programator economie de energie? -Deconecteaza Num Lock. update: a doua gluma pe ziua de azi: Sa il credem? Are o singura scuza, este posesorul unui Fiat Doblo. Daca vrei sa fi anuntat cand apar articole noi pe &#8230; <a href="http://www.tykryt.com/2008/09/29/gluma-zilei/">Citește mai departe <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Banc cu Becali</title>
		<link>http://www.tykryt.com/2008/07/31/banc-cu-becali/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tykryt.com/2008/07/31/banc-cu-becali/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 06:03:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tykryt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banc]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Becali]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://tykryt.com/?p=413</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Becali ajunge la Londra, la hotel, și sună la room service și cere: - TU TI TU TU TU . Nimeni nu a inteles nimic și au cerut ajutor de la ambasada română . A venit un traducator si in &#8230; <a href="http://www.tykryt.com/2008/07/31/banc-cu-becali/">Citește mai departe <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Vechi, dar bun</title>
		<link>http://www.tykryt.com/2008/05/24/vechi-dar-bun/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tykryt.com/2008/05/24/vechi-dar-bun/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 May 2008 08:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tykryt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banc]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://tykryt.com/?p=354</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Stefan cel Mare in razboi cu turcii, inaintea unei batalii. Fiecare tabara era instalata pe un deal. La un moment dat, un strajer intra la Stefan in cort si ii spune speriat:- Maria Ta, turcii au adus un tun pe &#8230; <a href="http://www.tykryt.com/2008/05/24/vechi-dar-bun/">Citește mai departe <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>Banc cu homosexuali</title>
		<link>http://www.tykryt.com/2008/05/06/banc-cu-homosexuali/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tykryt.com/2008/05/06/banc-cu-homosexuali/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 07:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tykryt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[politisti]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://tykryt.com/?p=339</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Un om conducea masina pe un drum. Dupa o curba, vede o creatura mica si verde agitandu-se pe marginea soselei. Curios, opreste. &#8211; Buna ziua! Eu sunt un homosexual exilat de pe Marte si m-am ratacit pe aici. Ma poti &#8230; <a href="http://www.tykryt.com/2008/05/06/banc-cu-homosexuali/">Citește mai departe <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>Mama, ce cool e ursu’!</title>
		<link>http://www.tykryt.com/2008/03/09/mama-ce-cool-e-ursu%e2%80%99/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tykryt.com/2008/03/09/mama-ce-cool-e-ursu%e2%80%99/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Mar 2008 21:02:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tykryt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banc]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://tykryt.com/?p=298</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Un banc din categoria vechi, dar bun. Trei vulturi faceau bungee jumping fara elastic. Sare unu de pe stinca cade vreo 100 de metri si cu 5 metri inainte de sol deschide aripile. Sare al doilea, sare al treilea… - &#8230; <a href="http://www.tykryt.com/2008/03/09/mama-ce-cool-e-ursu%e2%80%99/">Citește mai departe <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>Banc anti unguri</title>
		<link>http://www.tykryt.com/2008/01/29/banc-anti-unguri/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tykryt.com/2008/01/29/banc-anti-unguri/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tykryt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banc]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[unguri]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://tykryt.com/?p=267</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Un roman si un ungur se duc la pescuit, dupa ceva vreme unul prinde pestisorul auriu. -Lasati-ma inapoi si va indeplinesc la fiecare cate o dorinta. Primul incepe ungurul: -Ba, Pestisorule, cunosti Marele Zid Chinezesc? -Da&#8230; -Ia-l si inconjoara Ungaria &#8230; <a href="http://www.tykryt.com/2008/01/29/banc-anti-unguri/">Citește mai departe <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>Cel mai tare banc</title>
		<link>http://www.tykryt.com/2008/01/21/cel-mai-tare-banc/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tykryt.com/2008/01/21/cel-mai-tare-banc/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2008 14:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tykryt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banc]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://tykryt.com/?p=260</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Intrebare: Ce se intampla cand o blonda din Ardeal emigreaza in Oltenia? Raspuns: Creste IQ-ul ambelor regiuni. Puteti considera ca regiunile au fost luate la intamplare.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>Culmea calculatoarelor</title>
		<link>http://www.tykryt.com/2007/12/15/culmea-calculatoarelor/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tykryt.com/2007/12/15/culmea-calculatoarelor/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Dec 2007 18:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tykryt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banc]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://tykryt.com/?p=233</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Sa alungi musca de pe monitor cu cursoru de la mouse.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>7 motive sa iubesti sahul</title>
		<link>http://www.tykryt.com/2007/11/25/7-motive-sa-iubesti-sahul/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tykryt.com/2007/11/25/7-motive-sa-iubesti-sahul/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Nov 2007 19:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tykryt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[de pe internet]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[motive]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://tykryt.com/?p=207</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[1. Nu se face discriminare rasială – orice negru poate să-i dea în cap albului; 2. Fiecare nebun se poate da la damă; 3. Se face discriminare pozitivă pentru animale. Ce-i al calului e pus deoparte; 4. E normal şi &#8230; <a href="http://www.tykryt.com/2007/11/25/7-motive-sa-iubesti-sahul/">Citește mai departe <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>Banc bun</title>
		<link>http://www.tykryt.com/2007/11/15/banc-bun/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tykryt.com/2007/11/15/banc-bun/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2007 12:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tykryt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banc]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://tykryt.com/?p=195</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Marius Tuca ramane fara serviciu. Il paraseste nevasta. Cercul se inchide cand proprietarul il arunca in strada. Aflat in plina depresie se hotaraste sa se sinucida. Se urca pe un bloc si se arunca. In cadere, incepe sa numere etajele: &#8230; <a href="http://www.tykryt.com/2007/11/15/banc-bun/">Citește mai departe <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Diferenta intre femei si barbati</title>
		<link>http://www.tykryt.com/2007/11/03/diferenta-intre-femei-si-barbati/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tykryt.com/2007/11/03/diferenta-intre-femei-si-barbati/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Nov 2007 20:18:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tykryt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[de pe internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banc]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://tykryt.com/?p=181</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[La New York s-a deschis un magazin unde femeile pot alege si cumpara un sot. La intrare sunt afisate regulile de functionare ale magazinului: - Poti vizita magazinul o singura data! - Sunt 6 etaje si caracteristicile barbatilor se imbunatatesc &#8230; <a href="http://www.tykryt.com/2007/11/03/diferenta-intre-femei-si-barbati/">Citește mai departe <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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